Thursday, August 7, 2008

Join Us!

And by "us" I mean me.
HOPE! YOU CAN HOPE IN!
CHANGING! THE THINGS YOU THINK ONE THOUGHT AT A TIME!
I''ll be offering memberships in the near FUTURE!. You can spare yourselves another telethon/pledge drive/plead-a-thon/membership DRIVE by going AHEAD and sending me some money. I can't decide on what the premiums will be - you know the FREE STUFF you get for your donations?
Maybe I'll set up a PayPal account but in the meantime a pledge* will do.
*Pledge must be accompanied by funds.
You can send your love offering to:
Southern Center for the Advancement of Menimism*
P.O. Box 150421
Nashville, TN 37215


*The mailing address is real. Send your love offering today! Organization exists only in my mind and is for illustration purposes only. All funds will be used purely at my whim and are not tax deductible. No deposit, no return. Close cover before striking. You break it, you bought it.

3 comments:

Joltin' Django said...

Will you take a two-party, out-of-state bad check?!

Mister Jimmy said...

Sure! Of course, there will be the usual $25.00 returned check charge, but you can keep the bumper sticker!


(for an additional $5.00)

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